By methane overload - 19/01/2013 01:32 - United States
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About Cognauticcreix
I'm still figuring out what anyone would actually give a shit about in one of these things.
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By kk - 09/01/2013 16:07 - United States
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A good grunting
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By musicalducky - 05/01/2013 22:04 - Canada - Calgary
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musicalducky tells us more.
By Les Miserables is so sad - 02/01/2013 23:38 - Canada - Saint Albert
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Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.