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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By zahra_786 - 11/04/2013 09:11 - United Kingdom
By Bajar - 18/12/2012 19:53 - Australia
Hey all, OP here. To clarify a few things: it was at the airport lounge, the mother and son had a double couch together and I had a single chair next to the son. The water bottle was disposable and on a clearly visible pocket in my backpack. I still have no idea what I did wrong.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico
By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States
Hey guys OP here! I loved reading the comments! So this was the first week or so he had moved in, so I set up my playstation 3 for us and the other three flatmates to allow him to get to know us and speak to us since he was new here! When I kept beating him, he started shouting stuff in Italian (he's a foreign student) and then at the end he started using my religion as the reason for my win! LOL. I also beat his ass on FIFA..but he had no ridiculous excuse there ! :Dp.s. he's hopefully moving out soon so its all good!