Alcohol, Proposal, Awkward, Cute and Love: Dutch courage

Dutch courage

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML

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You deserved it 5 026

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Top comments

au8r3yr0ss1 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:47

how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...

nammz 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

so...did you say yes or no?

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wtfreallyin86 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:44

quit your bitching. it will happen soon......what a waste of good FML space. YAY!!! i'M THE FIRST!!

notthatclever 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

um, how did she deserve this? you guys suck. and your boyfriend is a tard!

wowfmlife 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

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chewyca99 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:24

Why?

skullet 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

wow that sucks... fyl.

julia19 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

hahahahha sucky boyfriend...did he ever propose?

nammz 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

so...did you say yes or no?

emmaleelee 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

people on here are so mean... Poor guy. But don't worry, he will eventually.

JYNXX21 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

men today....can never get on there knees properly =]

Blatstuff 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:43

#8 - from looking at your pic I can clearly see why no man has ever gotten on THEIR knees for you... MY EYES!!! They burn!! Poor girl, lol.

FreakingFYou 13

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:03

112 Nice. made me laugh so hard.

EffinWhosLife 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:47

When he recovers... he'll be your fiance. Imagine telling this to your kids! Whoever is #9 is sexy.

au8r3yr0ss1 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:47

how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...

Pacers13 11

Thursday 30 July 2015 18:22

Because he told her about it, you dumb ****

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