The Patriarch
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mentor
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Op here, definitely looking into a new program for him! At first this one seemed great but now I realize they're super uptight.