Turn of phrase
By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 16:59 - Australia - Boya
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 16:59 - Australia - Boya
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