You can't say anything these days
By Ashley Marshburn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Ashley Marshburn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States