You can't say anything these days

By Ashley Marshburn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter walked into my home office and said, "Fuck you!" Then she ran to my husband and said, "Did I say it right?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 589
You deserved it 5 378

Top comments

Nyc__Princess 0

lol ! Don't blame her, she was just a messanger.

Lauren10102 3

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Lauren10102 3
jdawgg92 1
FunnyWeasel 7

don't worry ashley, she'll say sorry if you explain to her what it means

azhein 0

10 I don't think she was the one being the bad parent

iPewpOnJews 0

Did she say "Sas Mocos, Guey!" after? (+1 cookie for whoever knows where this is from)

tyronnK 0

Still, I'm sure that if the Father had no qualms about teaching the kid "****" than swearing would prbly be prevalent in that house

My 4 yr old would be sucking a bar of soap and the one who told her to do that would be slapped if that happened to me

KiddNYC1O 20
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
MissErikaHart 0
stephanie0613 0

Damb what's wrong with all these crazy ass parent's just let the kid know that what she said was wrong take something away or whatever so that they know that it's wrong and have a serious talk with your husband because you honestly can't do anything if your husband thinks it's funny.

BahahahLOL 0

Oh wow, she said ****. it's the end of the world. I honestly can't fathom the reason behind people not being allowed to say certain words. ****, ****, fuckity **** fuckaroo.

tribridags 0

that's not good. she'll go to school and teach it to all her friends and then the parents will be shot by some redneck girls dad.

You know that is considered child abuse now

@ 53: Yeah, fantastic idea...punish the four-year-old child for something her Dad TOLD her to do. How does it make sense to punish a child for listening to her father (which she would perceive as her being good)? She's presumably been taught to obey her father...it will only confuse her to say that she shouldn't have this time (how could she be able to discern, at four, which times to listen and which times not to?), and could undermine his authority as a parent (she would think twice about listening to him next time, if she thinks it will just get her in trouble with her mom). It is clear that she has no idea what it means. This is obviously the father's fault... You NEVER punish a child for something that is out of their control like that.

tiptoppc 19

So assault isn’t worse than sounds? Your priorities are messed up!

tiptoppc 19

I ******* love your post! People need to be adults. Unless they are goats, but i’m sure kids aren’t allowed via the ToS.

1800getalife 0

that's not even funny at age FOUR....

trueblue42 4

awesome parenting skills there, dad

tiptoppc 19

Get a life. Not the worst thing in the world and I find people’s reaction to this funnier. What did language do to hurt you? Got scars from them on your back?

Nyc__Princess 0

lol ! Don't blame her, she was just a messanger.

get her to kick him in the balls then come to you and alex if she did it right - if he's on the floor then yes you did darling!!

u don't know how much it hurts... he'd have to kill someone to deserve a kick to the balls trust me! girls will never know

you mean kick his happy sacks? that's fml site name for balls

Suck it up don't be a girl it's not that bad

perdix 29

Was she serving you a divorce decree, or could it have been a prank?

You husband probably had her listen to that popular song **** You by Cee Lo Green.

If my husband taught my child this kind of language i'd punish him with a strict no sex policy

Yes, use sex as a weapon. That'll make for a really healthy relationship. It's much better than, you know, talking about what he did wrong.

but why would she want to reward him? if that happened to me I wouldn't have sex with him for teaching our daughter a cuss word and telling her to say it to me. what kind of message is that sending?

Lauren10102 3

wow, this truly was an important comment to post. thank you so much for taking up space on comments page with one meaningless comment that states the obvious.

It's no worse than all the other responses like "Fail!" and "lol" and "OMGLOLOLOLOLZZZZ" and "lmao." People have the right to respond with whatever they like, no matter how inane or banal. So get the stick out of your ass.

KiddNYC1O 20

Excuse me, Lauren but your comment doesn't differ... neither does this one.

i personally like that he just stated "funny." without any form of laughter or emotion at all

aris21099 0

Lauren why do you care ? honestly gtf.

Tequila_Hilton 3

hhahaha man that's funny:). at least they didn't know what it was supposed to mean. just tell her she said it wrong so she won't use that word again.