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Body issues

By ashamed - 09/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me showering in the dark. When he asked why, I just told him it’s more relaxing for me. Truth is, after losing 120 lbs, I’m so disgusted by the look of my sagging skin that I can’t bear to see myself naked anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2020 04:00

Today I realized I have feelings for my friend's ex. If that wasn't bad enough, the ex is the first person I've ever truly felt romantic attraction towards after years of thinking there was something wrong with me... FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 02:43

Today, after a month and half of staying in quarantine on full pay, my boss kindly phoned everyone up to catch up. He asked me “so are you over this lockdown yet?”, without thinking, I replied “no...” FML

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Proactive

By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 20:00

Today, my fiancé left to take care of his little sister who lives alone and recently got COVID-19. To be cautious, he will remain there for weeks until he tests negative. Feeling lonely, I texted my mom for comfort. She immediately canceled our engagement party this summer instead. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By Jaymail - 17/05/2020 17:00

Today, I saw some really nice dining room chairs sitting out on the curb waiting for the garbage man. I went to the door to ask the owners why they were throwing them out. They told me it was because they had just bought new furniture. While I was talking to the owner, somebody else picked them up. FML

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