Today I realized I have feelings for my friend's ex. If that... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2020 04:00

Today I realized I have feelings for my friend's ex. If that wasn't bad enough, the ex is the first person I've ever truly felt romantic attraction towards after years of thinking there was something wrong with me... FML

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wellthatsunfortunate 10

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:55

Talk to your friend. If they are a true friend, they might just understand. After all, it is the ex, not a current partner. Then you can see if that ex has feelings for you, too. If your friend doesn't support you, well, decide who or what is more important to you.

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Sunday 17 May 2020 4:48

You don’t have a lot of votes maybe it’s Because we don’t know where the funny part is I mean you left out some details like the sex of each person

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Premier Milieu Dernier 4

Sunday 17 May 2020 4:48

You don’t have a lot of votes maybe it’s Because we don’t know where the funny part is I mean you left out some details like the sex of each person

wellthatsunfortunate 10

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:55

Talk to your friend. If they are a true friend, they might just understand. After all, it is the ex, not a current partner. Then you can see if that ex has feelings for you, too. If your friend doesn't support you, well, decide who or what is more important to you.

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