By Elizabeth Ann - 19/11/2018 12:00
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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AzariusStar01
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About Azariusstar01
The more fml's I read the more I lose faith in humanity.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Azariusstar01's favorite FMLs
By ww2freak - 14/06/2012 01:17 - United States - Centreville
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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Creepy nevertheless
By humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.