By Elizabeth Ann - 19/11/2018 12:00

Today, I no longer need an alarm clock. My cat has learned to jump on my boobs at precisely 7:30 every morning. If I don't get up immediately, she just keeps jumping on my boobs. I'm an E cup. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27

I hate having these daily Mammograms, Dr Mittens.

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ojosRojos 28

Does your boob size really make a difference? I’m not an E cup but that would definitely still hurt me lol

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Dave_Davington 33

E cup, you say? Well then, I graciously volunteer to shield your funbags from your cat using only my hands. Think nothing of it, it's my good deed for the day.

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Then you'd be disabling her alarm clock though...

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Boyufd 24

can i be your alarm clock?

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zuckerburg 21

You sure she's not just aiming for your lap but hitting a boob because... tittonsters?

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jkjorn 16

But then it'll just sit outside the door & meow all night. That's been my experience with cats, anyway. Little bastards sleep 90% of the day but don't care about your sleep.

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ojosRojos 28

Does your boob size really make a difference? I’m not an E cup but that would definitely still hurt me lol

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Chloe555_fml 27

I hate having these daily Mammograms, Dr Mittens.

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Glowworm56 26

Maybe she thinks they're some sort of cat toy!

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ojosRojos 28

This post is really bringing out all the creeps -____-

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kierstynevans 1

I'm a G cup. get over it girl.

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RichardPencil 30

Ladies, ladies! Let's not fight. Just send me pics and I'll settle this in a fair and adult way. Just trying to lend a hand here.

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Wadlaen 23

With E and G-cups, you might have to lend both hands...

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ThrottleJockey 35

You'll need a larger focus group. I'll assist.

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