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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 22:53 - United States
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 22:53 - United States
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By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale
Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...