By kendrox - 02/05/2014 07:11 - United States - Auburn

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 693
You deserved it 3 312

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kendrox 12

Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Too bad it wasn't an hour earlier. Matchbox Twenty - 3am

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incoherentrmblr 21

Or better yet, The Used - Taste of Ink.

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XTheDesertSongX 17

I really, really like you because of those comments. As soon as you said "The Tase of Ink," I started singing it, haha!

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applebramble 22

You could have just private messaged him that..

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mkcontrollers 11

You didn't have to comment at all. #64

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mpkpm 19

Yeah I don't have to comment either but it's just so exciting to be apart of it!

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ScottVining 21

Then make the promise and keep it

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FML_Elle 17

OP, I wouldn't say it. By the way he's behaving, it's good that he's confined himself in a room!

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ImJobbinn 11

That's what any smart person would do.

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PewDiePie_Lover 14

i don't know why my comment got thumbs down, I was meaning that I agree to call the police.

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MortenM 17

Yea, not like there's another function that enables you to agree with a statement. Like thumbs up or something - hopefully they'll develop it soon

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gingaa96 18

@42, yea I totally agree. Nice comment!!

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gingaa96 18

I'm glad no one caught the joke

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hulopro 16

Or don't because then he'll run out of food and would have to come out.

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Steve95401 49

Go ahead and tell him that you'll love him forever. If he's that drunk, he won't remember it in the morning.

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Enslaved 36

But what if he remembers right when he comes out of the restroom and expects the OP to prove her love? A drunk guy in need of "love" isn't what I'd want to deal with until he's sober. Especially if I'm the only one there. I'd feel saver with a door between us.

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ositoakaluis 16

Unless it's trap and he records it as a verbal contract

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kaablam 17

Unless this person was barricaded in the bathroom with lots of extra booze, there's no reason why OP couldn't just wait it out until they got sober.

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varutha 16

If he's that drunk he'll forget your promise anyway

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sistagal 8

I agree with #3, it will end this sorry situation quickly and safely for everyone

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starcaller17 16

I think that was sarcasm...

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NinjaDitto623 14

Then why didn't you write this as a reply to #3?

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meladuh 16

Its like i just got owned. So i am gonna try owning someone else to make myself feel better.

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Jellybellybeanz 22

Call your boss/ supervisor or someone who will take care of it. Even call 911 if you need too! Otherwise just leave him alone until someone else comes

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