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By Anonymous - 23/08/2016 08:38
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonymous - 23/08/2016 08:38
By squizzlebee - 30/06/2016 11:58 - United Kingdom - York
By r1has - 29/06/2016 20:01 - Pakistan - Rawalpindi
For everyone telling me to break my fast, had it actually been a problem and had I actually been sick, I would have broken it. But since I'm on summer vacation, I fell asleep, making it a lot easier to deal with. So while I was really hungry, it wasn't a health risk. I checked. God doesn't want you to kill yourself, just feel the pain of the poor and needy. And #3 pregnant women, menstruating women, nursing mothers, old people, sick people, kids e.t.c aren't supposed to fast. They can either make them up later or give in charity, if they are able to. If they aren't then no big deal. Plus puking, bleeding or fainting automatically breaks your fast, so even if I had gotten dizzy, I would have broken it. It was just kind of a miserable day because I get kinda pissy when I'm hungry, and I was snapping right and left. Thankfully my family understood, and made sure I woke up and had food the next day
By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 05:15 - United States - Bronx
By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington
Holy wow, I never expected this to get published! Thanks for all your comments, they're both making me laugh and appreciate what I do have :) Just for a bit of clarification, I worked in a clothing store and we'd see a fair few people come and go over time, and whenever one of us left (especially if they'd been there for longer than a year) there'd usually be some kind of informal gathering at a local bar to see them off. I'd been there for coming up to two years so I was hoping for a bit more of a turn out, but obviously people are busy with their own stuff! (The Brexit comments made me laugh :P) I did end up having a nice time with the one girl who showed up, she was one of the ones I felt was more of a friend than a colleague and so it was a rather nice evening overall :) And yes I do have a somewhat better job lined up so all good in the end really!