By poisonhand - 03/02/2009 08:46 - United States
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And....BTW I would appreciate a "fuck" coz it took me a lot of time to write this and finding the appropriate emoticons(As I'm lazy?) and i always return the favour.
So...what are u waiting for? Message Me already!?
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Hi guys- OP here! To answer a few questions and concerns people have said- 1. I did not tell the girl's parents - I do not have a close relationship with them other than a few "hi"s and talking about the girl's homework, also I am a high school student myself and I do not know how to handle that situation at all 2. I knew she was masturbating because she stuck her hands down her pants a few times anddd... I'm not gonna go into details, but it was pretty obvious