By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States
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By fuckoffgramps - 24/01/2016 17:10 - United States - New Freedom
By parkoursam - 10/03/2015 16:45 - United States - Chicago
parkoursam tells us more.
By elissak - 07/12/2014 06:58 - United States - Dubuque
elissak tells us more.
Hey all! OP here. A longer version of the story... I was on a first date when I saw a man at another table panic, get up from his table, and start running toward the back. I was taught this is a common sign of someone choking, so I went after him without thinking (my poor date!). I caught him right before the bathrooms and had him calm enough for a moment to dislodge the lobster. He was very thankful at the time. Around twenty minutes later when his table got the bill, he made a special trip over to my table to get in my face and started yelling about how I cost him this otherworldly amount of money because he couldn't get that lobster back. I had considered opening my purse and pulling out some monopoly money to pay for his meal (yes, I keep monopoly money on me), but I thought that might have been a little cruel or in poor taste, so I simply stared at him until he walked away. My date and I laughed about it for the rest of dinner, and it's definitely a tale getting added to my arsenal of stories. No harm done!
By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston
Thanks for the advice lol