By Anonymous - 23/07/2013 04:48 - United States - West Palm Beach
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About Vintaqe
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•Sunny FL
•Never married, never birthed anything
•Service Dog Trainer by day, catwoman by night
I'm a jack of all trades. You name it, I can do it. I have my own company that specializes in volunteer work for single parents who can't afford child care.
I believe in karma.
I'm not here looking for my Prince Charming. I think that's just weird. I'm not even here to "chat" but if you can make me laugh, I will reply. If you message me with just "hi" or "hey, how are you?" You can bet your sweet toosh I won't reply. Give me content, people.
I am the one you love to hate, a grammar nazi. ;]
"Little angel go away, come again some other day. The devil has my ear today, I'll never hear a word you say. He promised I would find a little solace and some peace of mind, whatever just as long as I don't feel so .. desperate, ravenous. So weak and powerless, over you."
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You people are so cruel. They were indentical except collar color. I said which one and he still messed up. My normal vet was closed because of Mothers day so the pound was the one to do it. I can't believe some of the things you people are saying... it is so hurtful... and both my cats did end up being put down...