By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
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slooby_fml 25

That's pretty funny. I hope you have a sense of humor. I also hope you know how to get revenge

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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

#28 its their decision, there's nothing wrong with that.

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And only a few weeks earlier, these kinds of comments were buried. FML is an enigma.

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jayellef 3

Your boyfriends a keeper!! Hilarious. But I hate the sound of a ringing phone. Drives me insane so my phone is always on silent as well so I can see where you're coming from.

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MrsDruidess 23

that's hilarious!! tale the joke and roll with it. When you have a chance, playfully get him back ;-)

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lorraineald 7

I'm pretty sure that type of ringtone, mixed with OP's surprise and embarrassment, amused everyone in that waiting room. I'm sure they all went home and told this story to someone.

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samsituation 11

Oh wow lol I'm sure u will laugh about it later

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yomamaisonfier 7

*says the taco with a face*

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ottokat 15

Yeah OP, I dont care how embarassing it was at the time - thats hysterical, and your boyfriend is too.

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pinguino3669_fml 23

And he's creative enough to come up with a song for it, too!

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slooby_fml 25

That's pretty funny. I hope you have a sense of humor. I also hope you know how to get revenge

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gidgiddonihah 11

It was the first FML in a long time that I actually laughed at. I agree with everyone else. He is a definite keeper. Don't let him go.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Let's hope it wasnt a birthing clinic's waiting room.

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spearcom 13

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Roskie 16

I don't think reminders would be necessary...

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Rawr6591 21

the "or I'll say it ain't mine" part sucks but it's funny otherwise

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doitlikeabrotha 10

That bit is clearly just a joke, this guy obviously isn't serious about everything otherwise he wouldn't have played this prank

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QueenVicHop 12

Lol that's actually rather humorous, although an unfortunate location. Hope you have a good sense of humor OP!!

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doitlikeabrotha 10

Could have been worse, what if she was with her parents and they don't know she's bumping uglies with this guy

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Jemm_fml 29

Bumping Uglies? Is that what they say sex is now? I can never keep up with you kids and your nutty urban jargon-lingo.

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cmayer 20

41, I feel like if she was young enough to be told what to do by her parents, she'd probably be in the waiting room with her parents and they would probably have to know about her being on birth control.

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lorraineald 7

48- I refuse to call sex anything other than dipping winkies, and occasionally smashing pissers, or crotch boxing.

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subwaysurfers 13

Your boyfriend is pretty funny and if I were in that waiting room, I'd probably be laughing at that.

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longlivemetal911 15

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longlivemetal911 15

Having said that, he sounds like he's got a charming sense of humor, keep him. :P

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ArtinHopar 16

That doesn't even rhyme.

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