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By fock - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Almonte
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By fock - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Almonte
By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch
By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 04:56 - United States - Houston
By dan - 25/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Phoenix
By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs
My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)