By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene
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Kalaise's favorite FMLs
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By hollyglambert - 27/03/2016 17:21 - Canada - Victoria
hollyglambert tells us more.
OP here. Thanks everyone. Don't worry I won't be seeing him again. Also responding to that one guy, I did not expect him to pay the bill however I would have liked to go halves instead of pay for us both. Anyways thanks guys :)
By probablyadopted1 - 04/05/2016 16:39 - United States - Houston
Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.