By PackardBell - 28/03/2016 03:09 - United States - Vernon Hills

Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML
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PackardBell_fml 19

Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.

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cutycat136 28

I think I would've been sick if that were me.

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citrusglass 22

...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.

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nash1991 20

I think it's time to burn your mouth with fire... Also F the fly's life lol

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Dawnoftime 12

Just be thankful it wasn't a....wait nvm that's the worst it can get

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yenze 18

Or a spider eating a fly

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WolfAvenge 22

"There was an old woman who swallowed a bird, How absurd! to swallow a bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die!" Such a strange children's song...

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drugsandcatsman 14

Really? It's a song? Ive always known it as a book. "The Old Woman who Swallowed a Fly".

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domolovesyoshi 33

You do know you cannot ingest bleach right? I mean how stupid could you be to not know that?

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awildwhisper 30

It's an expression.

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KyleRen 13

You know what grinds my bristles, flys in my toothbrush

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cutycat136 28

I think I would've been sick if that were me.

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Unenunciable 14

I am sorry that happened to you, but I have to ask... What does it taste like?

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EwahWeeWah 21

Probably salty, or most likely coppery due to the copper traces in their blood

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PackardBell_fml 19

It tastes like vomit. It's really gross.

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Flyndaran 10

Bitter beyond belief. I once ate one that got frozen in an ice cube. No flavor complexity, just intense bitterness.

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EwahWeeWah 21

That's... Pretty gross; have some strong gum, or try some mouthwash. Hopefully that should wash out the taste!

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