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By Docteur - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
By Docteur - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By CHAgrume - 16/10/2016 20:22 - France - Saint-quentin-la-poterie
By Mylovergothumour - 10/04/2017 15:04 - Espagne - Barcelona
By Bouh - 12/10/2016 05:50 - France - Rosny-sous-bois
By I_believe_I_can_fly - 11/10/2016 13:36 - France - Nailloux
Author speaking ! Le chat va bien, nous avons bien entendu rouvert illico. Par contre il a fallu attendre 1/2h qu'elle veuille bien sortir, elle est devenue craintive avec les travaux. Pour les fans de Poe, sachez que je n'ai pas caché mon mari sous le plancher. (Et je me valide 1000x le TBLM :) le VDM est plutôt pour le chat)