Sacré timing
By Anonyme - 18/10/2019 16:00
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By Anonyme - 18/10/2019 16:00
By "ing.piou" - 17/10/2019 13:51
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette vie de merde ! Tout d'abord je vous raconte pas ma joie d'avoir été publiée. Ma vie va enfin changer 😁😁😁 Merci pour vos commentaires. Pour plus de précisions, et pour ceux qui se demandent pourquoi je ne me suis pas réveillée en l'entendant toquer a la porte eh bien voilà... Cela faisait une semaine que je ne dormais plus car mon fils etait malade et se réveillait toutes les 20 a 30 minutes. Du coup j'étais totalement ko au point d'hésiter a demander un arrêt de 2 jours pour me reposer ! Donc oui je ne l'ai pas entendu car j'étais dans un sommeil ultra profond. Mon patron était assez mal pour moi et l'a plutôt bien pris. Il a une bonne assurance et m'a même dit de rentrer me reposer. J'ai une super boîte. Oui a existe encore 😁