I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
By axewoman - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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