I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay

By axewoman - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML
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philipino 24

And then you can treat his wood for him ;)

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philipino 24

Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess

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philipino 24

And then you can treat his wood for him ;)

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Welshite 39

You realize lumberjacks chop trees right? "Treating" his wood is possibly the last thing any sane male wants.

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philipino 24

Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess

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euphoricness 28

Don't forget the mayonnaise

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kyu_Q 19

I'm with #1 on this. lumberjacks know how to handle good wood.

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False_Stupidity 41

Knowing how to handle good wood is one thing #40 but its more important if she knows how to handle wood good!

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incoherentrmblr 21

How much wood can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could Chuck Norris?...

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omnia 5

If you do indeed treat his wood right with any luck he will axe you to marry him! I'll show myself out.

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diving_fml 30

at least he knows you'll find someone

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sayyestothedress 24

How much could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood

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tiptoppc 19

He fell into bed with her? Time to trim those bushes!

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InsanePPG 25

She's a lumberjack and she's okay, she sleeps all night and she works all day.

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kaablam 17

She chops down trees, she wears high heels.

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tony1891 22

so i married an axe murderer?

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laden_swallow09 34

"I put on women's clothing / And hang around in bars."

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jschwandt 5

Well at least he doesn't assume that you're a lesbian

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gracehi 31

Because you are one awesome-in-shape-strong-stereotype-shattering-glass-ceiling-busting girl, right? :)

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vaderismyfriend 27

I sang that in Phineas and Ferbs' "truck-driving-girl" tune

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