Jumpy
By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States
By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By voltumna - 29/04/2009 12:38 - United States
By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy
By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 17:15 - United States
As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!