Dick joke
By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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