By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 05:14 - United States - Stockbridge
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By tp2014 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Jesup
Hi everybody! OC here. I guess I didn't put enough details in my FML as I could: So I'll tell you all the WHOLE story. Blake is 17 years old. Yes he is a convict currently on parol. I cannot remember exactly WHAT he did, but I believe it was either Breaking and Entering or he stole a car. I'm not positively sure. Also: I could not get off the eyelash glue with warm water or make up remover because her eyelashes were going inward towards her eye and frankly, my daughter wouldn't stay still long enough for me to even try. To all the commenters who said "Keep an eye on your daughter." Nice pun. But she is twelve years old so I'm pretty sure even if I tried to pay attention she'd say something along the lines of "Go away mom!" Or "What do you want?!" So yeah. Blake also does NOT flirt with my daughter (thank goodness) and they've only met once, when they moved in. The funny thing is, he can't even get her name right. Her name is Violet, but he insists on calling her Veronica. So, no marriage plans yet! Yay!