ameliaruth09

mrs
0
Followed
0
Followers
15
Badges
18
Comments
1311
Visits
38
Favorites

About Ameliaruth09

I've been married 2 years and have the sweetest 1 yr old boy!

Ameliaruth09 - Followers

Ameliaruth09 - Followed

Ameliaruth09's FML badges

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

The list of badges to find

Ameliaruth09's favorite FMLs

shavednipples tells us more.

Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!