Oh, so cute
By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 04:28 - United States
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Alzamoos
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses