Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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bikergirl93 18

ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

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cakefete2 30

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

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Uh, the "Taming of the Shrew?"

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AninOnin 24

That may not really be the case. She may just love the sound of your voice and wanted to combine it with the experience of having sex with you. Asking for a story may not have been the best way to achieve that just then, though.

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#50 and that's why I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate ****.

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mercifulbane 3

tell her a story while going down on her, she wont be bored any more

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tman1985 9

I think I'd prefer Samuel L Jackson to narrate ****

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illegalbeagle69 23

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout..

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bikergirl93 18

ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

109 1
stephenseiber1 22

He may not be satisfying her needs and only taking care of himself. Communicate more in bed... Find out how to make her moan...

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mackdeezy 22

I'm surprised it wasn't perdix who made this suggestion.

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JMichael 25

I'd suggest a little roleplay. Pretend you're ninjas and your have to put your sword in her sheath.

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tomgun_fml 16

You should have told her a role play story.

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Horsempeg 25

Yeah, a kinky story. Might get her in the mood more too!

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CobraLazerFace 21

"I put my penis in, and out, in and out, and guess what I did next? I put my penis in and out, in and out."

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cakefete2 30

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

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MrSassypants 32

If OP is telling a story then he technically would be using his mouth during sex.

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theBipolarExpres 2

Or put your dick in hers :p that oughta solve the problem too.

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perdix 29

Go with "The Little Engine That Could." You'll make her come when you get to the "I think I can" part -- or she'll crack up laughing.

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Welshite 39

NOOOO, Perdix. I was so close. Curse you and your fast fingers.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Perdix has fast fingers? I guess we know his lady friends don't get bored with him.

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ForkymeetsPorky 15

I think "The Ugly Barnacle" would've fit quite nicely here.

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Welshite 39

"The Little Engine that Could" is a nice place to start.

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Pwn17 25

Tell her the story of the ugly barnacle.

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happyfingers 15

Yikes... Looks like you could use some practice. :P She could have handled it better though.

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