By Jedi - 20/02/2009 06:16 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
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Dexter_39476
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About Dexter_39476
Well hello there, I'm Zelina!
Feel free to message me, I'd love to chat.
May the force be with you and stay metal \m/
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So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.