Benefits
By Fitz - 05/05/2009 12:22 - United States
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I moderated this!
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100 kick-ass comments
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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hey op here, wow the things city people don't understand! First off, each and every calf must be vaccinated or they could become Ill.Second I wasn't in front of the calf, the person holding the calf let go of it unexpectedly