By sadgirl - 23/01/2009 16:52 - United States

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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