Higher than the sun
By Bad Dad - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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