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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

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Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

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I like your style

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The Mixer

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What'ch'all looking at?

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It's in the can!

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YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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50 favorites

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Judgmental

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

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Going for gold

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A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

My diary is a collector's item

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

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Shortswimmer17's favorite FMLs

bxilee tells us more.

bxilee 16

I should've included this somewhere in the FML, but my parents ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4 because the relationship was very unhealthy and my father had a lot going on at the time.

Devlynfly tells us more.

Devlynfly 11

OP here! Thanks for all the comments and concerns. To make this shorter I've already answered specific questions directly. She was a really nice lady and thought my hand tattoos (flowers,) were nice and just wanted to see the rest of the hidden one she noticed. After she realized just how far up my leg it went, and how high my skirt had been pulled she did back away. I could be mad at her but really I just see it as a funny story to tell, no harm was meant and she meant it as a compliment in her own way. She did tip me, and it helped my business at least since other customers felt bad for me and over tipped me. ;) Keep the jokes coming, I think they're all great!