By bxilee - 28/02/2016 02:48 - United States - Corona

Today, I found out that my parents got married on their second date because they were mildly intoxicated, bored and wanted something to do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 097
You deserved it 1 653

bxilee tells us more.

bxilee 16

I should've included this somewhere in the FML, but my parents ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4 because the relationship was very unhealthy and my father had a lot going on at the time.

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Top comments

Thoricsteam20 24

If their marriage is healthy, does it really matter?

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sydnvy 15

at least they were happy enough to stay together through the marriage

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dkane 12

That is what happens when you realize you can be the first comment...

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bxilee 16

they were living in Vegas at the time, so yes lol

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Thoricsteam20 24

If their marriage is healthy, does it really matter?

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bxilee 16

their marriage wasn't very healthy, and they ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4, but we're all ok which I'm very thankful for

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sydnvy 15

at least they were happy enough to stay together through the marriage

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HairyPunisher 27

OP didn't specify if the parents split up or stayed married.

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bxilee 16

yeah, they split up after a while. I forget how long, but I think they stayed married for almost 10 years

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laurelfire 15

Now ten years isn't bad for a two date marriage. Of course I can't comment on how it might have been to live with.

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silky_mitts 11

Did you find out you were a wedding night kid?

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bxilee 16

no, thank god. they had me a few years after they got married

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xXbearsfanXx 6

But if they are still together it must have worked out

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fuckpotato 12

#7 specifically said IF they are still together. Don't be a douche.

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teentee401 36

21: The comment came off as assuming that the parents were still together. Wasn't trying to be a douche, it's just how I read it.

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Steve97 32

Hey if it wasn't for that date you wouldn't have been born :p

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gemstone586 12

it's a beautiful night... looking for something dumb to do... Hey, baby. think I wanna marry you....

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pandarae 12

Something worked I guess they had you, if they are still together there's that too.

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Darkness_Hate 29

Well I understand the downvotes but I wrote my comment before OP replying to some people..

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swtcontradiction 11

You made an assumption and multiple people have made the comment as well

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