Octopi
By daddoesn'tknowbest - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By daddoesn'tknowbest - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States