Hey lady, not cool!
By Ghostly - 21/07/2013 15:03 - United States - Madison
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By Ghostly - 21/07/2013 15:03 - United States - Madison
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Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.