Can't wait to find out
By jamerz - 26/05/2019 04:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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