Procrastination
By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States
By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France
By gbhlaughingstock - 18/08/2009 19:20 - United States
By megxox - 16/07/2009 07:26 - Canada
So this is my FML (and I'm pretty overjoyed that it actually got accepted), but to everyone who is talking about the pipes...this is a house we're renting and we didn't know that the pipes were OLD (not cheap). And our landlord never fixed them because it would cost about $17,000 to redo everything. So we had to deal with it. And we found this out AFTER the basement was flooded. So while I appreciate your attempt to insult me, didn't really work =)