By Charitable - 30/06/2014 05:02 - United States - San Francisco
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About Allknowingturtle
I realize that creativity is looked upon in this section. Honestly, I'm just trying to fill the blank spaces up.
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Hey there, OP here! For those of you asking, he has a PhD in biology. He's done crazier and much more dangerous things than this, trust me. If you guys have any other questions, feel free to ask!