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By sansembauche.com - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Montbert
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By sansembauche.com - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Montbert
By miiisslily - 29/02/2016 11:55 - Irlande - Dublin
By Ronflex - 08/02/2016 09:51 - France - Paris
By Palaccio - 17/12/2015 09:58 - France - Caen
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (oui auteure, c'est moi qui ai fondu en larmes, mais je trouvais ça plus drôle de le raconter du point de vue de mon pauvre patron.) J'espère que les modérateurs pourront le confirmer avec l'adresse IP (bien qu'où je suis, elle change régulièrement) Déjà, je ne suis pas licenciée et on a eu les clients ! Youhoou. Ensuite, pour vous situer le contexte, je suis quelqu'un de très stressée de base, alors imaginez avec un combo malade + règles + fatigue. Je suis arrivée avec 30 minutes de retards en m'excusant avant que mon patron ne me demande si j'allais bien car j'avais l'air un peu sonné et c'est à ce moment que j'ai sorti cette phrase magique. (je suis aussi quelqu'un de spontanée et j'ai tendance à dire tout ce que j'ai en tête.) Pour le hérisson, je n'ai pas vu son "cadavre" au retour, si je l'ai vraiment écrasé, je suis désolé pour lui. J'ai horreur de faire du mal aux petites (et grosses aussi) bêtes. Les clients ont été très compréhensifs (surtout la dame qui m'a offert un café pour me "requinquer") En tout cas, merci de m'avoir validée, je peux maintenant mettre ça sur mon CV !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :D Alors pour les explications, cette anecdote est arrivée a ma maman il y a déjà bien des années : je suis donc la grande sœur du sale gamin qui perd son doudou. ;-) on en a reparle et c'est la que je me suis dis que c'était une sacrée VDM qui méritait d'être publiée! A ceux qui pensent que ma mère c'est fait "menée par le bout du nez" je suis de loin pas d'accord. Je n'ai personnellement jamais eu de doudou mais mon frère était très attaché au sien, et c'était très difficile pour lui de s'endormir sans. Donc repartir sans son doudou aurait probablement été traumatisant pour lui et je pense pour bien d'autres enfants. Et pour les curieux elle a bien évidemment retrouve le doudou sinon je n'aurais jamais poste la VDM ;-) Bref, merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ma VDM et des bisous!