Hydra
By whatisthisidonteven - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Israel - Ramat Gan
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By whatisthisidonteven - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Israel - Ramat Gan
By Kasey103 - 22/01/2013 23:39 - United States - Grand Rapids
By Female - 22/01/2013 23:16 - Australia - Elsternwick
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Slovakia
By ugh - 09/01/2013 01:01 - United States - Saint Clair Shores
In my defense, when she said, "Dresden is in Germany, Sweetie." I knew exactly where it was. My cousins are from Leipzig. I guess her accent just made the name sound funny. But thank you all for adding your two cents about the American education system.