Mortifying
By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 16:29 - United States - Katy
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 16:29 - United States - Katy
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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By I_Hate_Cars - 15/04/2009 14:10 - United States
To all, thanks for your concern. Don't worry, I'm fine, it was just a bad concussion when I hit the ground that knocked me out. I hope I don't disappoint anybody, but I am not going to sue. A few years in jail ought to be enough for the driver- it was a drunk. Luckily, there was a black and white across the street and got the driver in time. Again, thank you all for your concerns.
Yes, my brother's friend was male. No, I didn't know he wasn't straight. Yes my brother is gay. And it's kinda hard to knock when there isn't a wall separating the kitchen from the living room. We talked about it afterwards AFTER I left the room (: