Skids
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
By aireeahna - 12/02/2014 19:43 - United States - Cedar Rapids
By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley
By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:20 - United States - Reno
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States
i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks