By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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claiiire_fml 17

Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.

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TheComedyAudio 29

Tell him to re use toilet paper if that's his logic

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hamzor 5

He still keeps the toilet paper from the first time he learned to wipe his butt :)

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claiiire_fml 17

Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.

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Ambient25 24

Complete with a tag next to one of the kids that says "Our Little Accident"

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lh176 7

#29 I think that condom would have to be broken..

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purrypie 9

...or did he? Bam bam bam

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kylieh72 25

Assuming you're being serious, I agree! While it's incredibly disgusting and definitely not textbook romance, the sentiment is beautiful and at least he tried. No wonder men get so much shit for not being romantic enough. They really just aren't being romantic "right".

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Ambient25 24

I have yet to wash the hand a girl I liked in 1st Grade held. It's romantic. Not serious

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Dipmunch 13

That condom is a romantic piece of art that holds little hubby's babies from transforming to real babies

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Ambient25 24

And when you make them angry they turn green and rip the condom apart

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Thunderstruck14 30

Ehehe, yeah, people have many ways to be romantic, and that's okay! Its good to be different :) Yknow, as long as its not a safety hazard...

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ironichalibut 24

It strikes me as a surprise as well. If you'll excuse me, I have a keep-sake box to organize. Serious

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guci101 14

Why did you wait until now to say anything?

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applebramble 22

Maybe because she only just knew about it

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\ 28

Oh really, #30? I facepalmed so hard I became Captain Picard. Live long and... prosper?

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candisweets 10

At least he's only saving it and not trying to reuse it.

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teotsi 28

We don't know how she found out do we??

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zandalee 19

Actually it is kind of romantic. At least he doesn't collect his toenail clippings or earwax...

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Axipiter 24

I put toenails on a string and give them to my friends as "friendship necklaces"... I don't have many friends...

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crazytwinsmom 25

Maybe he does.

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negb 30

Better than toenails and earwax and the used condom is pretty gross but at least he tried

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illusong 16

I hope that isn't from 5- 10 years ago cause that would be even more nasty

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sandormatyi 25

I imagine it being in an ice cube or molded in some kind of transparent plastic, otherwise the smell would be unbearable

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bugfroggy 16

What? Do you have a problem with recycling? I don't understand this FML.

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