Give Me Novacaine
By implantme - 11/05/2017 14:00
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He's just an asshole, then.
By Brokedogowner - 17/03/2017 16:46
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Morigyn tells us more.
By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00
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This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.