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About Thegolfgti

Hello there. I'm a golf. Not just any golf though, a sporty golf. A Golf GTI. I'm what you classify as a "hot hatch." I comment on FML like I take my corners, with elegance and balance. However, I'm not afraid to be blunt. I blend in, rather than stand out; I can fit anywhere. Whether at the hilton or a suburban driveway. Actual bio; Hi. I'm TheGolfGTI. I'm a COLLEGE student. The car you see above, I bought with my own money, which I've saved up since I've been a child. I enjoy doing new things. Whether it be bungee jumping, trying a new dish, or more recently, a relationship. Hooray for progress! And after 6 years of frequenting this site I got a FML published. YES.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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100 kick-ass comments

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I like your style

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YDI Master

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A new thumb

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