By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester
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By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews
OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha